Two Little Dales Way Jokes

Here are two jokes we read in a cafe in one of the little Dales Way villages (Buckden) we passed through:

1. Q. What did the inflatable principal say to the inflatable boy (holding a pocket knife) in front of the inflatable school?

A. You've let your school down, you've let me down and, worst of all, you've let yourself down!

2. Two boys have been apprehended in a carpark in Littleton, where one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. Police charged one and let the other one off.

I meant to send these earlier, but had forgotten until now.

PS What did I tell you about the Mighty Pies?

Love,

Ramblers 2